📖 HOLY SMUT!
Nothing escapes His gaze. Every page turn feels a little more scandalous when He is watching...

Forgive Me, For I Have Read
Smut happens and you don't have to be ashamed of your guilty pleasures. He knows exactly what you are up to and is not judging (well... maybe just a little).

For readers with a sense of humor
Perfect for romance readers, book club gifts, or just a laugh every time you turn the page.
Whether you are flipping through romance, spice or plain old classics, this bookmark will hold your place and be the silent witness to your most thrilling reads.

Package Includes: One (1) Existential Crisis Bob, Authenticity Card.
Approx. Measurements: 16in/ 40cm
Care: Washing/Dryer machine safe. Wash on delicate cycle with cold water, and use Low Heat or Air Dry mode.
We now offer Trackable Shipping on all orders within United States 🇺🇸, Australia 🇦🇺, Canada 🇨🇦, United Kingdom 🇬🇧 and across all Europe.
Standard delivery time is 15-20 business days after fulfillment. All orders are expertly packaged and fulfilled within 3-5 business days. This is an estimated and you may receive your order earlier!
Shipping Information
We now offer Trackable Shipping on all orders within United States, Australia, Canada, United Kingdom and across all Europe.
Standard delivery time is 10-20 business days after fulfillment. All orders are expertly packaged and fulfilled within 3-5 business days. This is an estimated and you may receive your order earlier!
Specifications:
- Package Includes: One (1) Is That Smut™ Book Mark.
- Approx. Measurements: 5.1 x 1 inches
- Material: Engraved Stainless Steel
- Care: Wipe with damp cloth, do not use any harsh chemical.